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Subject:Photo meme
Time:11:23 pm
Current Mood:curiouscurious
The responses other people got to this were pretty cool and I'm bored, so what the hey?



Reply to this entry by posting a picture of yourself in the comment, then post this sentence in your journal.

(Me)
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Subject:STILL laughing my ass off.
Time:10:32 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
I work with a woman we'll call Mary. Mary is one funny chica. But if I were her I'd never even THINK of running for president.
Mary had this guy on speakerphone this afternoon, and asked him for his name. I did all I could to keep from screaming laughing.
GUY: My name is David Colon.
MARY: Could you spell your last name for me?
GUY: C-O-L-O-N
MARY: Oh, COLON, as in your intestines. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
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Subject:Fuck dieting, I have a new goal.
Time:12:04 pm
Current Mood:faaaaat
By the time I'm 40, I intend to be the fattest woman in New York State. At least that's a goal I can actually ATTAIN.
I have honestly managed to eat two whole cartons of ice cream this weekend. How fucking sick and sad is that? And yes, that IS in addition to everything I normally eat. I realize being on my period is sort of an excuse, but the scale is totally unforgiving. I find that when I cut myself too much slack on my period, I end up paying for it afterward. I guess you could say I never totally get rid of that period bloat. :(
Bitch bitch, whine whine. I really should get off my ass and join a gym instead of whining and crying about my lack of willpower, but whining and crying is just so much easier and there's so much less sweating involved.
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Time:09:58 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
Is it customary for the people at AOL to YELL AT YOU when you try to cancel your service? Because that's what the guy on the phone just did to me. He actually YELLED at me. I'm not a nasty person, but this jerk got me pissed enough that I started yelling back, loud enough that I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard me. Then I don't know what came over me, because I began to curse him out, and that's when the real fun began.
I wouldn't mind a bit if it wasn't a week night and I didn't have to get up early in the morning, I would probably have stayed on the phone fighting with him all night since the call is recorded anyway and any jack ass could see that HE was the one in the wrong. But instead I just ended up hanging up on the prick and then calling back and reporting his ass to the next person to answer. As I said the call was recorded, so my proof was right there. I guess I will never know whether or not they fired the guy, but I don't actually CARE. I am finally rid of the AO-Hell I don't use and haven't used since, like, the day I got it. All hail Earthlink. Earthlink is da bomb.
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Subject:Panagiota. What kind of name is that for a girl?
Time:08:40 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
My mother told me when I was little that I would appreciate my name when I got older, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'm much older than I ever thought I would ever be I STILL HATE IT. Maybe when I retire to Greece where people have actually HEARD the name before, it will be all right, but for now: SUCK.
What makes it even worse is the way people leave it up to themselves to shorten it. I, like most Panagiotas, answer to Peggy, Peg, and Penny, but I really FUCKING HATE being called 'Iota. It's okay when it's pronounced correctly, but in New York, people say it YODA. When non-Greeks see it in writing they read it as "iota", as in "I don't care one iota for this name" and when Greek Americans from the Bronx say it, they say YODA, after which I have fifty gazillion people coming up and asking me, "Your name is Yoda? Were you named after Yoda?"
Yeah right, asshole, my mother named me after a wizzened up gnome from outer space. Go fuck yourself. :(
Uh huh, I am PMS-ing. Big time. So leave me alone. :P

I might as well do this now too: got a photobucket account and want to see if it actually WORKS before I upload any more pictures onto it.
Sofi, me, & cousin a long time agoCollapse )
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Time:01:32 am
Current Mood:frustratedfrustrated
Jesus Christ, people are idiots.
That's a pretty pathetic update since it's just about the same thing I wrote in my last entry, but it's as true now as it was then (maybe moreso) and I am awful at this journal-keeping thing.
I can't believe with all I have to do right now I have chosen to come here and fool around with Live Journal. I should have just gone out tonight and fuck it. It's too late now though, so I might as well just go to bed. What an exciting life I lead *sarcasm*
But yeah, people are fucking stoopid.
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Time:09:27 pm
Current Mood:jubilantsmart(er than THEY are)
O the utter weirdness one encounters on the internet. It is enough to blow one's mind.
Well it blows MY mind anyway. I'm an idiot sometimes *coughs* but I would be EMBARRASSED to publicly post a lot of what some of the people on LiveJournal post. I have no guts whatsoever, not even with people I don't know, so I won't ACTUALLY comment in their journals and ask them who the fuck they think they're kidding, but nothing can stop me from THINKING it.
They're good for a laugh if nothing else. *shrugs*
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Subject:OHHHH...and BTW before I forget
Time:12:03 am
Current Mood:mischievousmischievous
Operation Feed Sandy Progrsterone Pills begins tomorrow bright and early! I can hardly wait! Eeeee!!!
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Subject:Sullying Dr. Atkin's reputation & other good stuff
Time:11:53 pm
Current Mood:creativecreative
I have finally jumped on the Atkin's bandwagon and admit that just one day into it I am DEFINITELY INTO it. I just hope there isn't any problem with my 20 carbs a day coming from Atkins Endulge peanut butter cups. Those fucking thangs are ORGASMIC.
Kind of like watching this guy do his striptease for us-

Of couse you got your hands all over that manly chest! Who could resist? *lol*

I'm so patheticly immature. Nobody would ever guess I never even MET the man. :D BUt he IS giving me the practice I need to become the world's leading expert on Animation Shop. Thank you my furry freaky little friend.
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Time:12:48 pm
Current Mood:ditzyditzy
So I have dyke hair. SO WHAT?
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